Devil Times Five

Ah, title multiplication. Devil Times Five, aka Peopletoys aka The Horrible House on the Hill. There’s a positive correlation between number of titles and terribleness. “Not since Village of the Damned has death become so savage…” Um. Devil Times Five is a killer kid movie, but not just any killer kid movie. It’s also a […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 154 – The Crazies

The Crazies has all the great elements you’d expect from George Romero. It’s a bio-hazard film, wherein an experimental “vaccine” is accidentally released into a town’s water supply when a military plane crashes. And wouldn’t you know it? Why, it’s not a vaccine at all, but a secret bit of bio-weaponry. Some of the townsfolk are resistant […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 153 – Slugs

Slimy slimy slugs. Slugs is a gross-out 1988 Spanish/American co-production. People are dying due to mysterious causes, and naturally, because this is an eco-horror, there is a lone voice of reason calling for action (who’s being summarily ignored). It’s surprisingly gory for a nature-run-amok horror. Or maybe not so surprising. After all, this was directed […]