Really Awful Movies: Ep 88 – Fateful Findings

Fateful Findings is mystical. It’s paranormal. It’s espionage. It’s drama. The only thing it isn’t is good. But it’s pretty darn entertaining.

Director Neil Breen makes mystifying, bizarre films that frequently make little sense. In this year’s US presidential race, people on the Left have been feeling the Bern. We’re feeling the Breen.

As beguiling as The Room, what Fateful Findings has in common with Tommy Wiseau’s infamous flick is a) a budget and b) an auteur vision. Both films (occasionally) look like real movies. But both barely make any sense.

The plot? Dylan (Neil Breen) has a near-death experience. He makes a miraculous recovery, and begins to focus on the important things in life: hacking into government computers. Or something. Beyond this, it’s really difficult to know what in hell is happening. There are plot turns and exposition not from left field, but from far beyond the left field bullpen, into the stands, out in the parking lot and into a neighboring area code.

Tempt fate and watch Fateful Findings. You’ll be glad you did.

Really Awful Movies: Ep 87b – The Brain That Wouldn’t Die

Mad ambitions and desire! This is a mad scientist movie…with a beauty pageant thrown in for good measure (hey, gotten lighten things up a bit).

On this episode of the podcast, The Brain That Wouldn’t Die, a film from 1962 that most people know from the now iconic movie poster. Sure, this is a shlocky production, but there’s much more bubbling beneath the surface (and in those test tubes).

It’s about a mad scientist who finds a way to keep human body parts alive. He eventually has to perform an unethical, quite fiendish experiment on an unsuspecting victim. The film’s working title was The Black Door (thankfully they changed it).

We step across the threshold and discuss what the Frankenstein-like film has to offer on this episode of the podcast.

Really Awful Movies: Ep 53 – Swamp Thing

Dr Holland became a human plant hybrid in Swamp Thing, a DC Comics Adaptation by Wes Craven, for whom we have some admiration but who hasn’t done much to ingratiate himself to fans with his recent output.

In the Bayou swamps, the good doctor and his sister are doing an experiment trying to create a hybrid character, when it’s interrupted by a paramilitary group who wants to put his research to evil means.

This was post-Last House on the Left and Deadly Blessing and was a bit of a departure for Mr. Craven. It features genre favorites Ray Wise, David Hess, Adrienne Barbeau and Louis Jordan.

There’s also a horribly obvious rubber suit and the guy who played Paulie in Darkman!

Join us as we venture into the Louisiana swamps with Swamp Thing!