Really Awful Movies: Ep 28 – RoboCop

Robocop features the incredible Peter Weller (who has since earned a Ph.D. at UCLA, in Italian Renaissance art history) as the eponymous cyborg crime-fighting machine.

Detroit was once a Midwestern economic powerhouse but went into precipitous decline and became crime-ridden (it’s yet to recover). Whether you blame Reagonomics or the endless succession of Democrat mayors since the 1960s, “the D” is a shell of its former self.

What it is though, is perfect fodder for sci fi action films. And Robocop beautifully showcases a city in decline in this movie classic.

We love Detroit though; and we love Robocop.

Directed by Paul Verhoeven, RoboCop was written by Edward Neumeier and Michael Miner. Alongside Peter Weller, there’s Nancy Allen, Dan O’Herlihy, Kurtwood Smith, Miguel Ferrer, and Ronny Cox. That’s pretty much a genre movie all star team right there. Ferrer was in Traffic, and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me. And Cox starred in that stone-cold all-American classic, Deliverance.

Set in the near future, RoboCop centers on police officer Alex Murphy (Weller) who is brutally murdered by a gang of criminals. Really, how other way can you be murdered but brutally? He is subsequently revived by the megacorporation Omni Consumer Products (OCP) as a superhuman cyborg law enforcer, from which the movie gets its name.

Themes that make up the film include include media influence, gentrification, corruption, authoritarianism, greed, privatization, capitalism, identity, dystopia, and human nature. It received solid reviews and was cited as one of the best films of 1987, spawning a franchise that included merchandise, two sequels, a television series, a remake, two animated TV series, a television mini-series, video games, and a number of comic book adaptations/crossovers.

Really Awful Movies: Ep 16 – Alienator

It’s Aliens meets with The Terminator, with Jan Michael Vincent!

This is a prison planet movie, in which a felon (Kol) who’s on death row, manages to find an escape pod and crash-land into earth. His upset captors sic a giant bodybuilding Terminator on him.

While on earth, Kol, who is wearing a space tracking device, is hit by an RV filled with campgoers. They help him convalesce with the assistance of a park ranger. When the Terminator lands, all HE-Double hockey sticks breaks loose.

Corny, campy fun with lots of lasers. As a bonus: PJ Soles (Rock ‘n’ Roll High School).

Really Awful Movies: Ep 3 – Land of Doom

A groin-kicking good time! Land of Doom is basically Mad Max, but with a chick. It’s set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and features a warrior princess who reluctantly teams up with a soldier-of-fortune type to fend off a gang of roving leather-clad dune buggy and motorbike riders.

This “Raiders” gang is dressed as WWE wrestling stalwarts Demolition and the Legion of Doom.

In the course of their travels, the intrepid duo is forced to fight off cannibals bearing crossbows and extremely unconvincing French accents as well as Turkish sand people Star Wars rip-offs.

Cheap and cheerful, Land of Doom features crackling dialogue such as “We got jumped by surprise!” (er, that’s kind of the point) and the warrior princess’ dialogue consists almost exclusively of how she doesn’t care for being touched and can take care of herself.

We’d be remiss if we didn’t mention the super-villain, with a skunk stripe hairdo who bears a slight resemblance to wrestler Ric Flair.

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