Really Awful Movies: Ep 78 – Roar

“I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter. … ‘Cause I am the champion, and you’re gonna hear me roar. … You’re gonna hear me roar!” Katy Perry Roar is UNREAL. It is completely and utterly BATSHIT. Do yourself a favor and see this ASAP, as nothing’s been made like it since, nor ever […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 77 – Class of 1984

Orwell’s 1984 envisioned a sinister dystopia where everyone answered to a central, totalitarian authority. In Class of 1984, it’s lack of authority that’s the problem: a bunch of kids running roughshod over a highschool. Mr Norris is the new music teacher at a problem school, rife not with sax and violins, but sex and violence. […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 72 – Maximum Conviction

Submerged, Half Past Dead…We’ve had fun at Steven Seagal’s expense on the show. And richly deserved. We figured we’d do it again, because hey, Stone Cold Steve Austin is in it too! Austin AND Seagal??? Double the pain. So much pain in fact, we may have to pull the plug on the man with the […]