Really Awful Movies: Ep 33 – Firestorm

Without a word of a lie, Firestorm is one of the most dunderheaded films we’ve ever encountered (and we’ve endured four films made by Steven Seagal in the 2000s!). Howie Long is a firefighter, battling blazes in Wyoming. Long was a long-time Raider football player and is one of the greatest defensive linemen of all […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 31 – Hunt to Kill

Hunt to Kill? Guess you never hunt to maim… Stone Cold Steve Austin is of course, the Texas Rattlesnake of WWE fame. And he stars as a border patrol agent whose partner is killed investigating a trailer home meth lab. After this pre-credit roll tragedy, he seeks peace and quiet. He leaves the Lone Star […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 27 – Strike Commando

Arguably, one of the worst war films ever made. But who wants to argue? Strike Commando is one of the worst films of all time, period, featuring the legendary Reb Brown. While operating behind enemy lines, Brown (Sgt. Mike Ransom – yes, we’re not kidding. That is his name) learns of a Russian presence in […]