Really Awful Movies: Ep 105 – Pumpkinhead

Stan Winston’s 1988 feature, Pumpkinhead.

It’s polarizing, undeniably original, yet somehow unfulfilling.

Either way, it’s worth a look.

There’s a prologue featuring a family out in a cabin in the woods (always good) and something scary lurking therein.

Fast forward and the boy who saw something untoward is all grown up (Lance Henriksen portrays Ed Harley), with a son of his own and running a general store.

Who should happen by? A bunch of college kids on a dirt bike vacation.

When out acting crazily and impulsively, a tragedy occurs. And it’s the fault of those no-good kids. As a result, dad has to exact revenge, which he does by proxy – by way of the eponymous creature.

Join us as we discuss Pumpkinhead!

Really Awful Movies: Ep 104 – The Master of Disguise

An unlikely, though very strong, candidate for one of the worst comedies of all time, The Master of Disguise is billed as “1000 faces…and not a single clue.” The latter could be an indictment of whoever financed this, a film with a potential audience of basically nobody. It’s too advanced for kids, yet too dumb for adults; its mired in a middle of nothing.

But don’t take our word for it. Sitting at 1% on Rotten Tomatoes, the M of D is essentially an excuse for Dana Carvey to do one inept impression after another.

He likely cashed in a few favors, as improbably, legit actors like James Brolin, Jennifer Esposito and Brent Spiner are along for the ride.

This thing is absolutely unbearable, even at a scant 90 minutes.

On Episode 104, we get into the glory years of Saturday Night Live, its movie spin-offs, what makes us laugh and what sinks us into bouts of depression (hint: it’s a 2002 feature starring Dana Carvey).

Really Awful Movies: Ep 103 – Hellhole

Jacuzzi romps, lesbian nurses,evil experiments, a blackmail plot, an undercover investigation and an all-star cast of B-movie nonentities, Hellhole features the glorious gams of Mary Woronov, the champion chin of Robert Z’Dar, the not particularly great Marjoe Gortner and much much more (actually, not that much, truth be told).

Unwitting patients at an all-female mental institute are subjects of a secret experiment, taking place in the “hell hole” in question, an abandoned wing of the psychiatric hospital.

What lurks in the bowels? Who is the masked surgeon? (right) Is this a horror film? Can you ask too many rhetorical questions?

Join as we talk HELLHOLE.