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Really Awful Movies: Ep 94 – Death Wish 3

Mental Cannon treatment of a series past its best before date. The first Death Wish is a stone-cold uber classic. By the time Golan and Globus got around to it though, things were really coming off the rails. Death Wish 3 was written under a pseudonym (understandably) and is the last collaboration between star Charles […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 93 – Skin Traffik

An extremely underwhelming espionage thriller, Skin Traffik features a veritable “Who the hell cares?” of former stars. This includes Mickey Rourke, whose face is now a catcher’s mitt because of an ill-fated pro boxing career in Florida, Michael Madsen, hammier than a porchetta panino and the sine qua non of bad moviedom, Eric Roberts. Kickboxer/star […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 92 – Child’s Play

Mr Holland’s opus. Tom Holland, that is. He’s the mastermind behind this incredibly creative, understated 80s horror classic. Child’s Play is so darn fun. A killer on the lam, by some sort of Voodoo mumbo jumbo, inhabits the body of a popular talking child’s toy, subsequently purchased on the black market by a Chicago mom […]