Really Awful Movies: Ep 35 – Deadly Crossing

Not so much a movie, as a few episodes of a dreadful TV show cobbled together INTO a movie. In our quest to watch every Steven Seagal “movie” ever made, we bravely tackle Deadly Crossing. In this, the amazing thespian aikido master tries to master a Cajun accent, and does so very unsuccessfully. And no […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 22 – Samurai Cop

Samurai Cop is an absolute gem of a bad movie. A samurai cop and his side-kick go after the Yakuza, that notorious Japanese organized crime outfit. However, it’s set outside of Los Angeles. And there’s barely a Japanese person to be found. The samurai cop (Matt Hannon) has a Bon Jovi / Friends / Fabio […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 21 – Latter Day Steven Seagal

In Submerged, Chris Kody (Steven Seagal, in full Cajun accent mode at the outset, then promptly abandoned midway through) is a mercenary released from prison but with strict conditions: he must take out a South American bad guy who’s taken over a nuclear sub (a sub with Italian language controls that is referred to as […]