Really Awful Movies: Ep 43 – Cyborg

We’re huge fans of bat-shit insane production company, Cannon Films. Surprisingly, they put out Barfly, in addition to the usual spate of lovable crap like Ninja 3. In the late 80s, bad business decisions brought the once mighty Cannon to their knees. Cyborg, the last Cannon flick to garner a theatrical release, was re-purposed, originally […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 42 – Battlefield Earth

Roger Ebert said of Battlefield Earth: “it is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It’s not merely bad; it’s unpleasant in a hostile way.” Battlefield Earth, we feel, has been uncharitably dumped into the dung heap that is: “worst films of all time.” However, it […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 3 – Land of Doom

A groin-kicking good time! Land of Doom is basically Mad Max, but with a chick. It’s set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and features a warrior princess who reluctantly teams up with a soldier-of-fortune type to fend off a gang of roving leather-clad dune buggy and motorbike riders. This “Raiders” gang is dressed as WWE wrestling […]