Steven Spielberg’s Jaws is one of the defining classics of our age. Jaws 3-D. Um. Not so much.

When a 10-foot great white gets into a Seaworld lagoon, that’s a problem. But an even bigger problem, literally, is its mother, a 35-foot behemoth the size of a city bus and only slightly less unpleasant.

Dennis Quaid, son of Sheriff Brody and company are tasked with ridding the creature from the amusement park and nearby beaches.

Will he need a bigger boat? A bigger budget? Find out in our JAWS 3-D podcast! Yes, we actually viewed it in 3-D.

Lea Thompson, Louis Gossett and Bess Armstrong co-star in this fun, if water-logged, dud.