Really Awful Movies: Ep 21 – Latter Day Steven Seagal

In Submerged, Chris Kody (Steven Seagal, in full Cajun accent mode at the outset, then promptly abandoned midway through) is a mercenary released from prison but with strict conditions: he must take out a South American bad guy who’s taken over a nuclear sub (a sub with Italian language controls that is referred to as […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 12 – Get Even

The Google search engine confounding Geteven (they made a mistake on the DVD cover) is also known as Road to Revenge and Champagne and Bullets. It’s also known colloquially by native English speakers who know how to use a space bar on their keyboards, as Get Even. One of the all-time great good-bad movies this […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 9c – Virus

The Really Awful Movies team breaks down the extremely bad Brian Bosworth vehicle, Virus. It’s another one of these outbreak / sinister government plot flicks. According to its IMDb write-up, “A United States Presidential bodyguard risks everything to save the day when a truck chock full of biological weapons contrives to crash in a National Park.” […]