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George Lewis, not George Lucas! But that’s an easy mistake to make as this is The Humanoid, a shameless Star Wars rip-off featuring Lord Graal. He’s a bit like Dark Helmet from Spaceballs.
Watch as gargantuan Richard Kiel from James Bond, becomes the titular hero.
Also on the program, Open Grave, a military experiment gone wrong film in which a man awakens in an open grave and doesn’t know how he got there. He meets up with survivalists and they don’t know how they got there either.
And lastly, Babysitter Massacre, an homage to 80s slasher flicks.
Bad Movies We Watched this Week. This is a recurring segment on our show, the 
The other film on the docket is Alien Abduction. It’s got two can’t miss words in its title, “alien” and “abduction.”
In this week’s Crap Movies of the Week, we look at Never Too Young To Die, a 1986 feature starring John Stamos as Lance Stargrove (!). He’s a young man who, with the help of a secret-agent Danja Deering (Vanity a.k.a. the ex of the Purple One, Prince) must avenge the death of his secret-agent dad (George Lazenby) at the hands of the evil hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons).