Really Awful Movies: Ep 87 – The Toolbox Murders

The Toolbox Murders. With a title fraught with ambiguity like that, what could this one possibly be about? Not surprisingly, this one is about a series of murders, committed using toolbox implements. The Toolbox Murders made its way onto the Video Nasties banned list in the 80s, quite rightly, as it’s a lurid and sleazy […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 86 – My Bloody Valentine 3D

My Bloody Valentine 3D is a reboot of a Canadian fave, the original MBV from the 80s. My Bloody Valentine 3D is a 2009 American slasher film directed by Patrick Lussier, and starring Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Betsy Rue, and Kerr Smith (the first man to have an on-screen gay kiss on U.S. television, in […]

Really Awful Movies: Ep 83 – Hospital Massacre

We know some hospitals suffer from funding cutbacks, but the lack of staff here is ridiculous. And that’s BEFORE some masked doc is on the loose killing nurses. Hospital Massacre, AKA, X-Ray, features Playboy’s Barbi Benton in a protracted topless scene and some neat kills too. Because it’s an 80s horror, there’s also a ridiculous […]